I'm sorry, Professor... I suppose I may, at times, have rather high expectations for myself. Too high, perhaps. But one must always hold oneself to the highest standards, lest they become part of the problem rather than the solution.

[ So yes he's being unreasonable but he's always unreasonable.... So it's okay? Would he be this hard on himself if it were a demonic bird that had hurt him? Yes. Probably moreso. ]