[ whoA WHOA WHOAAAAAAAA ... HE'S BEING CARRIED NOW .......THIS IS HAPPENING... IT'S FINE....
he makes sure he unfurls a VERY DRAMATIC SIGH to emphasise his disappointment that Byleth refused to obliterate him with a Dragon type Pokémon. So mean! So rude! ]
Fine... but it was worth a shot! [ he giggles ] Swearing in front of royalty, are you? [ CORRIN YOU?? WERE THE ONE WHO SWORE????? ] How rude! I'll send you to the dungeon. [ he's laughing so hard ] Jus' hidding! [ hic ] I don't even have a dungeon. And even if I did... I'm not that kinda prince. The King who stole me and pretended to be my father [ hic ] was a dick-! A colossal... asshole. When I'm crowned King I'm never [ hic ] gonna be like him. He imprisoned me in a tower after stealin' me as a baby when he murdered my adopted Dad... who does that? [ hic ] It really was like livin' in a dungeon ... I'd never felt grass beneath my feet 'til like ... [ the cogs in his drunk brain are turning while he thinks ] ... last year? And this place is just... [ siiiigh ] so nice... though I'm .... a bit homesick, it's okay ... I got so much life to live ... from everythin' I missed out on... the outside world is amaaaazing!
[ he is going to spend the entire journey home rambling, thank you for tolerating this ]
Bellth ... you're really strong. [ hic ] Wanna join my army? wait... I'm not in the war any more! Never mind. [ and he's off having another giggle fit. ] Though I'd rather not be in war ever again... I hate it. [ god does he EVER SHUT UP (NO) ] Whass the point in war? When y'can just... not do that... [ more laughter, CHRIST ] Strong arms like yours could hold a blade -- or they could be used for huggin'! Much better than war...
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he makes sure he unfurls a VERY DRAMATIC SIGH to emphasise his disappointment that Byleth refused to obliterate him with a Dragon type Pokémon. So mean! So rude! ]
Fine... but it was worth a shot! [ he giggles ] Swearing in front of royalty, are you? [ CORRIN YOU?? WERE THE ONE WHO SWORE????? ] How rude! I'll send you to the dungeon. [ he's laughing so hard ] Jus' hidding! [ hic ] I don't even have a dungeon. And even if I did... I'm not that kinda prince. The King who stole me and pretended to be my father [ hic ] was a dick-! A colossal... asshole. When I'm crowned King I'm never [ hic ] gonna be like him. He imprisoned me in a tower after stealin' me as a baby when he murdered my adopted Dad... who does that? [ hic ] It really was like livin' in a dungeon ... I'd never felt grass beneath my feet 'til like ... [ the cogs in his drunk brain are turning while he thinks ] ... last year? And this place is just... [ siiiigh ] so nice... though I'm .... a bit homesick, it's okay ... I got so much life to live ... from everythin' I missed out on... the outside world is amaaaazing!
[ he is going to spend the entire journey home rambling, thank you for tolerating this ]
Bellth ... you're really strong. [ hic ] Wanna join my army? wait... I'm not in the war any more! Never mind. [ and he's off having another giggle fit. ] Though I'd rather not be in war ever again... I hate it. [ god does he EVER SHUT UP (NO) ] Whass the point in war? When y'can just... not do that... [ more laughter, CHRIST ] Strong arms like yours could hold a blade -- or they could be used for huggin'! Much better than war...