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NOCTIUM GIFTS

Dimitri - It's hard to top having given him his apparent biggest sexual fantasy for his birthday, but he will try! He gets several 'Redeem for one massage any time' tickets, some new clothes to replace the ones he stole and ruined as a dragon, a knit sweater that reads 'Teacher's Pet' (ha ha), a stupidly massive lion plush, because he can never have too many of those. He also gets breakfast in bed today from a very naked husband (except the santa hat), and a very, very nice lovemaking session thereafter.

Notably, there is also a very large framed collection of photos that Byleth or friends have taken of them together. Not just them but all of their friends too. He's put it up on the downstairs wall during the night. The center is a painted plaque that reads "Our Family".

Ashe - Ashe also gets a greeting from sexy-santa during the day, a wreath of violets is hung on the door, and he's treated to a brand new cooking set. Cute cat-themed kitchen towel set and like seven different cat plushies (He couldn't decide on which one ok.) He also gets a promise-ring with a small note explaining the meaning of it, and 'for when you are ready' written across the bottom. Along with everything else there's an absolutely massive basket of snacks and treats of all kinds.

Last but not least, there's very ornate card... an invitation? It reads; You're invited! and in smaller handwritten text; "to join both of your lovers in bed tonight."

Balthus - A whole workout-themed set of gifts! A weight set, protein bars and a mixer bottle, a towel that reads "BIG SEXY" in massive swirly text, some stylish workout clothes (yes there are booty shorts in there.)

Sylvain - So. Many. Horses. There are beautifully carved horse figurines made of wood and hand-painted, a stupidly massive horse plush that is apparently custom made to look exactly like BonBon and... oh. If he checks his phone, there are some very tasteful nudes in there.

Felix - A handful of 'Redeem for a spar, any time' tickets, a beautiful new sword, a massive variety basket of various cured meats, jerky and accompaniments, new set of training arm weights.

Yuri - A very stylish new leather jacket, a cozy beanie cap, some cute heeled zip-up boots and a few new make-up palettes.

Caspar - Snacks snacks snacks, a whole lot of them, he also gets some new training equipment and clothes! ... And maybe a cat plushie too.

Hapi - She gets a nice cozy blanket, some mittens and a snuggly scarf. Also a variety of pajama bottom pants (you bet they have pockets!)

Lorenz - A big bouquet of roses, an invitation to tea, a rose-print knit blanket, and of course some of his favorite teas.

Dorothea - She also gets a bouquet of roses, an invitation to dinner, and a very cute jacket.

Edelgard - A very beautiful painting of doves. A note attached says 'To new peace'. Signed, Your Teacher.

Zhongli - An ornate teapot with matching cups. Some Oolong, Pu'er, and Jasmine tea.

Rosie - A very, very nice leather strap-on harness, a very adorable little wolf plush with a cute little dress, and a music box. It plays Ave Maria. A note reads 'No matter what you look like, or what you do, I will always be here for you."

ERKU GIFTS

Rosie - Rosie gets showered in gifts. Flowers, a bunch of very cute plush dolls, and one that appears to be hand-made (it's a lion), a few very nice dresses, and a calendar... of Byleth in various 'sexy' outfits. Lastly, she receives a recording.

Hey Rosie. I can't really carry a tune, but I know music is important to you, so I wanted to give you a song from my home.

[ So she gets to hear him sing the Song of the Nabateans. His voice is low and a little unsteady in parts, but he's not too bad.]

Felix - 'IOU Sparring Sessions, anywhere, anytime. Good forever, as many times as you want.'

Sylvain - A hand-sewn little fox plush dressed up to look like it's wearing Sylvain's garb, and a matching cat made to look like Felix. Their hands hands and noses have magnets in them, so when you get them close to each other, they will either hold hands or kiss.

Loriley - She gets a successfully baked Soul Cake. See? He can really do it.

Dimitri - Dimitri gets Byleth's full, written account of how things went back home, how they won the war, and all of the details therein. Where everyone went afterward.

'It may not be a happy story all the way through, but you deserve to know' is written in the inside cover.

Constance - A massive basket of various flavors of hot cocoa. None of them are aphro, a note assures her, he tested every single one on himself first.

Ashe - Ashe will wake up to a spotlessly clean apartment, and a home-cooked breakfast in bed. Also a handmade cat plush beside him as well.

Seteth - Some hand-tied fishing flies and lures that Byleth appears to have fashioned himself. - "These ones always work" a note reads.